Spring always gives Aquarius that much needed energy boost after a bleak and cold winter. Water bearers in September should be looking to make sure their personal baggage is flavoured Mexican amber with a wedge of life giving lime or lemon to give things that little extra zip. Word of warning though - not everyone in a picture theatre appreciates Sombrero's as much as you. Be prepared to miss the ending...
Pisces will be undergoing a steep learning curve of personal development in September. Don't get too excited though as those hills get longer with every step. You will learn that (a)you aren't necessarily in the best shape (b) that thigh high boots are best left to the dance floor and (c) you should always grab the first cab that comes past after leaving the night club mid morning. Do not panic though - a nice Pinot Noir in a warm bubble bath will wash away the walk home after a big night out blues.
A lot can be said for a new phase,new look and you go all out to complete the rest of the year as a different person. You will be happy to know that your goal is achieved ... but unhappy to know that the theft of your identity is the major cause of this change - not the hair cut. Every cloud has a silver lining Aries, and at first you are dismayed to find your life has been taken over by someone else, but then decide 'what's good for the goose is good for the gander' and take Broadway by storm as the new Peter Allen. Literally. You love it all and become a Cognac fan to boot!
Taurus, you need to get out and about and explore a brand new world in a brand new year. Dress like a 'Taurus Tourist' for maximum results. Be wary of sales people toting trinkets, especially those in trench coats near Bondi Beach, as when they show you exactly what they are selling you may find yourself becoming a vegetarian. All in all a good month for loud shirts, sandals with socks, and perhaps the odd encounter with one of Mother Nature's sky-bombers. Wear a hat.
Have you ever asked yourself if you think you are going mad? Of course you have and of course you are! Revel in it Gemini because if there is one thing better than finding yourself behind the wheel of a luxury vehicle - it is finding yourself behind the wheel of a luxury vehicle that isn't yours. Don't worry about it - the prime minister's driver shouldn't have left the car unattended and one cannot be blamed for taking advantage of such an opportunity when it presents itself. Replace the cask wine though!
You gave up or pondered giving up smoking recently ... Or perhaps took it up, but no worries here as your outlook is one of cigars and fine whiskey. Beware of a man by the name of Johnnie Walker this month as he could lead you astray. You'll meet other interesting people as well though ... Especially under cars that you can't remember rolling under.
If there is one thing you cannot stand Leo, it is the injustice of seeing anything caged. It's all to do with your Lionheart. However, whilst this trait is indeed admirable, your efforts to free Rex - the 5m crocodile detained at Darling Harbour's Wildlife Park - creates both panic and injury to even the heartiest of Japanese tourist photographers this month. The disc in your back will heal (try straight rum) but the cost of Rex's failed tilt at freedom could be high as depression sets in for Rex - where he loses 100kg in the process - and he is no longer the largest Croc around town, possible creating an unhappy legal scenario for you. Then there are the costs of Rex's therapy sessions with the Crocodile Whisperer...
This is the month where you Virgo take a giant leap of faith into the unknown and ... copious amounts of (Alcopop)cheer can lead us all into highs of being 10 foot tall and bulletproof. It was simply bad luck that it was a ditch you leapt into. How were you supposed to know it was there? It was dark, you were happy, and you'll be even happier to know that in just a few days someone will actually throw you down a shovel so you can begin to get out again. The hunger pangs will subside eventually - hang in there!
That time of the year sees Libra looking back and disecting the past. 'Forgedabowdid' Libra - you cannot undo what has been done - and if that hole you dug in the backyard months ago under the black blanket of night wasn't deep enough ... Well, there's always next time to get it right. A nice reflective glass of gin may just be the tonic you need.!
March sees you entering a number of animated discussions with various department store desk clerks, not all of whom share your belief that the presents you are trying to get credits for were actually received this Christmas just past. Don't fret Scorpio - push through - and look for those clerks with red veins in their noses as the lovely Merlot's you carry around with you will come in handy for opening those previously bolted returns desk doors!
You'll find yourself the centre of attention over coming weeks and it won't be because absent minded Sagittarius forgot to put pants on. Again. Lap it up and carry a large brandy balloon glass wherever you go. It may come in handy when amenities are closed at a decidedly inconvenient time!
You find yourself infatuated with a stranger this month, but that is to be expected after being unfortunately stuck in a lift for two days with nothing but the latest Womans day and an off duty former fireman's voice through the elevator intercom telling you everything will be ok. The good news is that the stranger remains just that and no one needs to know about the sneaky bottle of Bailey's you purchased just before hitting the kill switch in the lift. You needed the 'me' time!
