WHO IS SANDY CROTCH
Sandy Crotch in short, is Big Time Wine's 'Scozzie Shopkeeper'. This means that he hangs around a lot; doesn't do too much other than drink copious amounts of beer, ciders, wines and spirits (among other things); and basically imparts his half Aussie/Half Scottish opinionated twist on anything he feels like.
He mainly works at the coalface - in City Cellars - our sister store retail at Lime Street in the King Street Wharf/Darling Harbour precinct
His diary entries are recaptured below. Remember 3 things when you open up any of these entries:
1. These were taken from his personal diary... therefore, they are his personal thoughts and not meant for public viewing.
2. Your 'brain-voice' should be reading these to you in a Billy Connolly style Scottish brogue. Without it they have less of an impact.
3. If you don't have a sense of humour, or can bear only certain topics and thought processes, stop here. You may never be the same again otherwise!
